so i am just going to start saying things. brendan, i was not able to have a casual hook-up with you. that's fine. in other countries, that is not embarrassing. it is actually a virtue. maybe not for you and whatever weird commune that you were raised in, but i'm pretty sure that internationally i have the upper hand. it is rude to not have snacks at your house when someone's coming over. all right? pretzels, chips, some soda-- how hard is that? and your guitar playing, while technically proficient, lacks depth. there is a small knife at your house. i brought it with me to stab you with it in case you tried to attack me. it is hidden discreetly in a woman's glove. i would hate for duncan to hurt himself. i did not however thank you for helping my friend. so thank you. you're welcome. [bell dings] so good day to you. we are going to have sex.